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Danger Panda

Danger Panda (DangerPanda): 46, Female
United States

Name or Pseudonym:: Kristy

About Me:: We spend a lot of time talking about sock monkeys, vodka, sheriffs deputies, canine adolescence, and so on (not necessarily in that order). Oh, and around here, every day is Halloween!

Blog:: dangerpanda.com

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A Bit of Halloween Flavor

Here lies Ming, a clever cat

I raised her from a pup.

Fifteen years ago we met,

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Posted by Danger Panda on October 28th, 2007 at 11:38pm — No Comments (Add)

I’ve been getting a copious amount of spam lately for a product called Mega Dick. This is ineffective advertising for two reasons. One, I do not own, nor have I ever desired to own, a penis. In fact, I don’t see how men can stand walking around with those things attached at such a tender juncture (really, it’s almost a form of slavery, don’t you think?). And two, because I’m just nerdy enough to look at the name “Mega Dick” and, for a delighted mom…

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Posted by Danger Panda on October 22nd, 2007 at 11:57pm — No Comments (Add)

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At 3:32pm on October 27th, 2007, Karen said…: I often worry about the poor people who seem to require so much help with their penises (peni?).

At 10:43am on October 23rd, 2007, ck said…: Hey thanks for the comment on my dolls! I don't know about the sock monkey version but I had a friend who use to dress up bears as anime characters...wish I had pics of those...so cute!