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Sassy (eyeheartinternet): 32, Female
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Name or Pseudonym:: Sassy

About Me:: Sassy is a nearly froggy native Alaskan who lives in a medeival village located on the banks of the Rhône.
Likes : foie gras with muscat wine, spying on local village folk, Manboy, maltese dogs.
Dislikes : when someone rubs a towel against their teeth, having to say, "I'm just kidding" after a joke, French spelling, andouillettes.

Blog:: eyeheartinternet.wordpress.com

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Blogging on Nablo past November?: (19 members)
Created by heaveninbelgium

Procrastinating Bloggers: (24 members)
Created by alejna

Red Eye Bloggers: (18 members)
Created by Velvet Verbosity

30s are the new 20s!??!: (121 members)
Created by Lola Grayson

Messy Bloggers: (39 members)
Created by Sassy

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Internets, please allow me to introduce you to Louise Kelly. Wheezy, meet The Internets.

I could rave on and on about how much I love this girl and how wonderfully talented she is and that I just don’t get it why you aren’t down on your knew begging, mercy, please release an album so that I can feel my God-lovin’ ears with your fancy schmancy tunes. I could tell you [...]

Rant

I was glad to see my mom. She wore me out. I was glad to see her go. Now, she calls, and sometimes I don’t answer. Or I do, but I don’t say much. It doesn’t seem to jade her, I doubt she notices. She talks and talks, and doesn’t ask how I am. She talks [...]

Why you should be jealous -

Because we are going to St Tropez to spend a week basking, meowing, and purring in the sticky French sun. Er, unless the rain continues… My mommy is coming today. I can say mommy with dignity, since I’m over thirty. I’ll be heading to the airport to pick her up in a couple of house. Tomorrow [...]

Selah

Sometimes there is so much to say, a mountains of facts, updates and information, and words in my head are poetry while the ones leaking from my fingers onto the keypad remind me, well, of the smelly wet dog that is curled up by my hip at this very moment. I could be deep, and tell [...]

1.)What happens when the internets are down, and 2.) an interview

1.) I could make this two posts. Or I could take an astoundingly long interview, and sadistically turn it into an even longer post by telling you what’s been going on the past couple of weeks while we’ve been fighting with the mafia our internet provider. Hmm, sadistic? I’ll take you up on the second option. IN [...]

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Will Ferrell, err, James Lipton wants to know:

Added a post Nov 15 2007

1. obsequious 2. vagina 3. the blues 4. having to explain what turns me on 5. arse 6. cello 7. rubbing teeth against a towel 8; potter 9. ceo 10. hiya ! Read More »

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Sassy joined 2 groups. View Groups Feb 25

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Sassy joined the group Red Eye Bloggers Nov 22 2007

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Hello my dearies !

I'm Sassy and my blog is eyeheartinternet.wordpress.com. (DON'T CLICK ON THE LINK, whatever you do, no I said don't, DON'T click the link !

Other than that I'm a basically friendly yet socially awkward non-pretentions secretly creative type who is way to shy and often reproached for not talking enough which makes people nervous.

I used to think that I was 1) a little boy, 2) a robot, 3) being filmed from inside my head, 4) the only 'real' person in a world full of robots.

That's over now, and I'm okay, though a bit on the emotional side if you ask my husband. He's French and a hottie at that, skinny legs and all.

Oh yeah, and I'm a redhead. Meow.

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Socially challenged

How the internet changed my life, a continuing saga.

Posted by Sassy on November 5th, 2007 at 11:40am — No Comments (Add)

Another day, another post...

It's up dearies : No offense, we just malke 'em like that in my family. If you're interested.

Posted by Sassy on November 4th, 2007 at 8:28am — No Comments (Add)

A post for lurkers, apparently.

Dearest Internet, I never really felt understood until I met you.

Posted by Sassy on November 4th, 2007 at 2:16am — No Comments (Add)

As if we needed another frecking place to post :

This is NaBloPoMo, people, and I'm like WTF I'm supposed to post here as well? No, no, I tell myself, resist. It really isn't that important. Then suddenly a little devil sitting on top of my computer tells me that if I don't no one will ever consult my blog again, Nor will anyone ever again google 'eye heart internet underpants' and I'll be forced to face the hypocrisy we all like to think of as 'I only write for myself'.

Whatever. If you only wrote for yourself you would hav…

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Posted by Sassy on November 2nd, 2007 at 1:15pm — 1 Comment (Add)

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At 7:12am on February 18th, 2008, Azh said…: I love the messy bloggers idea. Yet another reason not to do the housework!

At 1:01pm on November 24th, 2007, amusing said…: Hi! I got randomly meme tagged and you joined the what do I post about now group -- so hopefully I'm helping instead of causing a groan.... You are tagged for "Seven Random/Weird Thigns about ME" -- Rules etc over at my place, http://amusingonlife.blogspot.com

At 3:06pm on November 21st, 2007, Meetzorp said…: Your avatar is fabulous!

At 12:18pm on November 21st, 2007, Lola Grayson said…: Well after reading your 31 things, I think I love you.

At 7:29am on November 21st, 2007, Jess said…: love the profile pic

At 5:03pm on November 18th, 2007, Aimee Greeblemonkey said…: Sorry darlin' - I am actually a neat freak! Why do you think I was willing to give up cable for a cleaning service! It's *that* worth it to me! ;)

At 7:40am on November 18th, 2007, Deanna Smith said…: Sassy - Did anyone ever tell you that you're, well, um, sassy? ;) Love the blog!

At 11:48am on November 12th, 2007, Stephanie Matern said…: Sassy - I had no idea there were others out there like me! Thanks for setting up the page.