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Joshua Shelton

Joshua Shelton (lostpoetix)

Name or Pseudonym:: j. shelton

About Me:: 25 year old dude who loves chillin at the beach, eclectic types of music, drinking a cold beer on a hot day, a good stiff drink on a cold nite, and kicking around wild ideas with friend when we're too loaded to remember it later. chuck norris can divide by zero. married happily to a wonderful woman named amy... love to read hunter thompson, stephen king, and chuck pahalnuik. hell, i hate these things.

I've got a BA in English, a Doctorate in Bullshit, a minor in madness in mayhem, an associate of drinking, a Certificate of Participatin in Drug Use and an BAC of 1.8 at any given moment. I like meeting people and but I'm extremely shy... (insert bullshit meter.... HERE)

you'd probably like me if we hung out, heh.

-it is what it is-

Blog:: lostpoetix.blogspot.com

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for those that are still peepin this blog

i'm just holdin it down on one now.

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come see about me. :-)

Posted by Joshua Shelton on December 5th, 2007 at 12:36pm — No Comments (Add)

yay amy!

Been in from Amy's Final Thesis Defense and IT WAS AWESOME.

She's finally official to graduate.

So, spending time celebrating with her.

YAY AMY!!!

Posted by Joshua Shelton on November 29th, 2007 at 7:01pm — No Comments (Add)

I want a refund. Yes, my money back, my time back, my sanity back, and the energy I've spent. I want it back.

What grieves me so greatly that I would demand such a thing?

CLASS.

Any other exchange of goods or services presents the understanding that a service or good is paid for upon completion or satisfaction of services performed. Why shouldn't university classes be conducted in the same way? After all, we all know it's about the money, not education.
(Don't l…

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Posted by Joshua Shelton on November 28th, 2007 at 4:08pm — No Comments (Add)

random nite for poetry

I like to go back to my old poetry... read it, try to revive those old feelings of rage and madness.

sometimes i can.

sometimes it takes a few shots of vodka.

never the less... i think i was twisted when i wrote this one.

enjoy.

-loaded-

Erotic melodic envisioned mission
Amidst the mist of twisted listens
Ripped scripts that drip of slit wrists
Gripped sins held by pen powered fists
Unbelievable inconceivable thoughts of rhyme…

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Posted by Joshua Shelton on November 27th, 2007 at 6:47pm — No Comments (Add)

day 26-hangover

.......there's nothing like a hangover.

and of course the floor of a dorm room you don't recognize of a dude you don't remember his name because he's the friend of a friend of a friend who said you could sleep on the common room floor or couch... fuuuuuuck.

get the fuck up. we gotta ride out.
what time is it
7:30. Josh has to get to class.
what time is his class?
9:30
it takes 1 hour and 40 minutes from Wilmington…

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Posted by Joshua Shelton on November 26th, 2007 at 6:11pm — No Comments (Add)

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At 12:58pm on November 24th, 2007, amusing said…: Well, you joined the "running out of topics" group -- and I got randomly tagged for a meme and need to pass it along so....... You are cordially invited to consider and post "Seven Random/Weird Things" about yourself. The rules and stuff are at my place: http://amusingonlife.blogspot.com THANKS (and apologies)

At 8:14pm on November 15th, 2007, Michelle said…: I just visited your blog and discovered you are in Wilmington. OMG -love that place. I lived in Apex NC (triangle area, Raliegh, Durham etc) for 6 years and really, really miss it. The midwest sucks (great people, crappy weather).

At 8:02pm on November 15th, 2007, Michelle said…: Hi Joshua - welcome and nice to meet you. I am looking forward to reading your blog and re-living my twenties!

At 10:21am on November 12th, 2007, aBritdifferent said…: I love your profile. So funny.

Thanks for joining my group, just remember, "Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty."