I have a dog in my bathroom. (that’s not a euphemism for any sort of bathroom behavior…there’s actually a real dog in there)
I haven’t co-habitated with an actual dog-dog in 10 years. Mercy me, after the hellacious past two days, I much prefer drag queen kitties.
While I should write the tale [...]
I don’t know April, but I do know she has one genius amigo. I picked this up somewhere on the Twitter feeds (and, my apologies if it’s you i’m ripping off). I sent it to a few people one of whom possibly whizzed herself. So, in the spirit of urinary incontinence, here [...]
Hellooooo. Looks like I’m back to once a week postings. To be honest, I’ve had a few free moments during which I could have written something. But, my fingers were still b!tching about the fish pond, and really, just how much can you stand to read about the fish who love the [...]
The koi and their watery abode are clean. No more oil. No more gasoline. And, geez Louise, no more green gloopy assorted fish excretory matter.
We are all agreed that dumping a ‘mostly gasoline, just a little bit of oil’ mixture in the tank was the bonehead move of the century. E [...]
Photo de tattooedfolk
I’ve had quite a few ‘Are you sh!tting me?’ moments the past few days, but this one tops them all. Excuse me one moment while I silently scream my head off - AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
I was out in the mosquito infested backyard a couple of hours ago just as the sun was tidying up [...]