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Lotus Carroll (sarcasticmom): 31, Female
United States

Name or Pseudonym:: Sarcastic Mom (aka Lotus)

About Me:: I'm a sarcastic mom ready to share my views on the simultaneous joy and hell of being a new mommy, a wife, and living my life in general. Anything's game. Getting offended is a possibility. Laughing is required.

Blog:: sarcasticmom.com

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30s are the new 20s!??!: (120 members)
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Bath Splashin' Funtimes

Added Nov 1 2007 by Lotus Carroll.

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Sarcastic Mom

If I can’t get enough sleep, I can at least conserve energy elsewhere…

…and then I whined some more. Yay!

I need to find something I don’t care about so I can forcefully break it in lots of pieces.

Clearly, he was meant for great things.

I’ve got a big behind!

Weekly Winners, May 4 - May 10

When I hated both my vagina and my mom, simultaneously.

If you see it, send it home to me.

Is it okay to scream “SHUT UP, JUST SHUT UP!” at someone else’s kid? No? Okay.

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How Does Your Foot Taste?

Added a reply Nov 13 2007

Hahaha! Serves "eye-brow" lady right for being such a cooter. PS: I don't think there's a requirement to have f'd up eyebrows to be an acress or a dancer. Mabye a hooker. Dunno. Read More »

Tagged: stupid, jerk

How Does Your Foot Taste?

Added a reply Nov 3 2007

Ah, you and I both. I have many years of making a complete ass out of myself ahead of me. Read More »

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How Does Your Foot Taste?

Added a reply Nov 3 2007

Haha! "Do you need a hand? Cause I know this great prosthetics company...." Read More »

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Sarcastic Mom - A place to go when you're ready to get silly. Have you got your Silly Pants On? Let's get demented together!

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At 11:31am on April 8th, 2008, Aimee Greeblemonkey said…: Hey, I am scooting through my friend list, letting you know about the group I just started on here: Kid Art Auction for Earth Day. Come join us!

At 7:45pm on December 16th, 2007, NR, RN said…: LOVED the comparison photos!!!

At 6:08pm on December 13th, 2007, Jolie said…: Okay that email made me snort! How funny!

At 7:40am on December 13th, 2007, sunT said…: interesting email to wake up to, for sure.

At 4:44am on December 13th, 2007, Sixxy said…: Hee Hee!! Saw your *S.O.S* and came by to say hi... checked over at your blog too... **WAVES!!**

At 9:02am on December 8th, 2007, marlon said…: i saw your photos! i loved it!
That child is so cute cute cute!!!!!!!!!!!hehhee

bye bye!

At 12:10pm on December 3rd, 2007, marlon said…: oh! thanks!
i hope to be your friend!
i see ya!!!!!!!!!!!!
bye

At 8:41pm on December 2nd, 2007, Jeanine said…: Congrats on being a winner! I am so excited for you!

At 7:34pm on December 2nd, 2007, melissa said…: hi there! i just wanted to let you know that, i think you have one of the most enjoyable blogs i've read! seriously!
hope you had a great weekend!

At 1:22pm on December 2nd, 2007, Jeanine said…: Thank you so much for the help on the Weekly Winners. I am thrilled to be a part of it. I love the photos and I love the idea behind it.

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